Me: Hey, remember when paula cole was on the radio all the time? cuz i do.
Him: whos that??
Me: she's the one who did the opening song for dawsons's creek and also that song "feeling love" which is ridiculously graphic
Him: Do you remember when michael jackson wasn't a corpse?
Me: Do you remember when Ellen Degeneres wasn't gay?
Him: Do you remember amy winehouse was pretty?
Me: Do you remember when people were beating each other up over "tickle me elmos?"
Him: Do you remember ricky martin?
Me: Do you remember the Macarena?
Him: Do you remember when going to the movies was affordable?
Me: Do you remember when movies were worth seeing?
Him: Do you remember when what we are doing right now was considered science fiction?
Me: Do you remember when Jessica Alba was a sex symbol?
Him: Do you remember when tom cruise is legally a midget?
Me: Do you remember when Nicole Kidman was legally a giantess?
Him: Do you remember when porn was awesome?
Me: Do you remember when we were 16 and thought we'd be famous by now?
Him: Do you remember when we didn't live with our parents?
Me: Do you remember when we were 24 and thought we'd by done with Oly by now?
Him: Do you remember when we were 21 and thought we would have careers by now?
Him: I never want to say "do you remember when we were 25 and we thought we were on the verge of finally "figuring it out"
Me: I don't either.
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